keepyoureyesopenbk:

NOMs.

beeeesha:

hahahahassgasdhlaskdjl

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

loseegoose:

vasmeth:

idiotter:

grisser:

theuncub:

heartframe:

bobsroadhouse:

bearthug:

coolfatcat:

jessehodson:

metalimagerykinetics:

bronzebasilisk:

wagw4n:

Will Sasso’s Lemon Problem

IM FUCKING SHITTIN GKJDSHGK

HOLY SHIT

I CAN’T EXPLAIN THIS PLZ JUS WATCH

what the actual fuck

…oh… my FUCKING GOD!! I CAN’T!!!!!  NO NOOO!!!!
WHAT IS AIR!?!!?!?!?!?

what the fuck…for reals

OH MY GOD

i cannot XD… I CANT… LOLOgtrkbn  my sides ahusdhgtrjh 

WHY???

WAT… XD

sasso now favoritest person!

holy hell, wtf. 

you beautiful bastard

dafuq

SO MUCH YES BUT WHY BUT YES BUT WHY BUT ARGHAHBRJSAKRHKAR!!!!!!

Help me!

I can’t breath!

greatwhiteprivilege:

nobody’s gonna fuck w/ my garden

loving-bullshit:

gloriousharhar:

fairyhugs:

child-ofthekindlywest:

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

Smelborp has my vote

Smelborp will be the next great leader

everyone on this website is a sarcastic little shit

All hail Smelborp!