lulzzzz

porndirector:

masturbating with your pet in the room

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bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

I fucking choked on my tea

Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

sandandglass:

Not even John McCain has time for their shit.

buzzfeed:

You’re doing snapchat the right way. 

wassupstyles:

connrmaynard:

im a virgin 

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sur-demon:

ohmelissaoh:

dead. literally, dead.

ahahahahaaha

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underlays:

best message i’ve ever gotten

underlays:

best message i’ve ever gotten

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed