im a virgin
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best message i’ve ever gotten
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the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
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remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things
keyboard nipple things
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Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.
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when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man